Daydreams were dangerous, because they made her wish for things she could never have.

420shawty:

this is an unhealthy disfiguration called straight ass pussy bitch disease in which the patient suffers from THC deficiency. their eyes turn blue instead of the regular cool 420 red eye real n*gga shit just blaze it u square mothafucka

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linsdaylohan:

Rumored American Horror Story: Freak Show opening theme song

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ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

I’m a Hufflepuff. Give me a toast!

not to interfere but where does the knife go when it hits the plate

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